Good joke
lol
Girl: Forgive me father for I have sinned.
Priest: What have you done my child?
Girl: I called a man a son of a bit**.
Priest: Why did you call him a son of a bit**?
Girl: Because he touched my hand.
Priest: Like this?" (as he touches her hand)
Girl: Yes father.
Priest: That's no reason to call a man a son of a bit**.
Girl: Then he touched my breast.
Priest: Like this?" (as he touched her breast)
Girl: Yes father.
Priest: That's no reason to call him a son of a bit**.
Girl: Then he took off my clothes, father.
Priest: Like this? (as he takes off her clothes)
Girl: Yes father.
Priest: That's no reason to call him a son of a bit**.
Girl: Then he stuck his you know what into my you know where.
Priest: "Like this?" (as he stuck his you know what into her you know where)
Girl: YES FATHER, YES FATHER, YES FATHER!!!
Priest: (after a few minutes): That's no reason to call him a son of a bit**.
Girl: But father, he had AIDS!
Priest: THAT SON OF A BIT**"!!!